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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo flying with Birds

Volquez was nowhere near up to the task so the Pirates were unable to patch together a victory Wednesday night, causing Hondo’s deficit to expand to 1,525 ellises.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will take a 10-unit shot with the Birds over the Tigers in their division series. Also, 10 on Tillman to help the Orioles nip Scherzer in Game 1.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:48 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo still a Bird man

The Birds spread their playoff wings and dumped all over the Tigers in Game 1 Thursday night, which enabled Hondo to slash his deficit to 1,475 weavers.

Friday: Mr. Aitch, looking to regain the best bet lead in his NFL picks, expects the Orioles to get past Zoolander by the hair of their Cheny-Chen-Chen — 10 units. Also, he will buckle up his chenstrap for a 10-unit play on Louisville over Syracuse.Hondo still a Bird man

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:05 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo working Knight shift

Hondo enjoyed a perfectly wonderful Friday, hitting first with the Orioles then with Louisville to reduce the accounts payable to 1,375 nagles.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will ride with Rutgers to add to the misery at Michigan — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:54 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Griddy Hondo hopes for the best

Rutgers failed in its measly mission, which was to beat Michigan by more than two points Saturday night. However, the Scarlet Knights did win by two, so Hondo’s deficit held firm at 1,375 wietechas.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects Prince Amukamara and the Giants to unload on the Falcons — 10 units. Also, 10 apiece on his other Best Bets, the Broncos and Bengals.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:09 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo hits his pick three

Leave it to the Bengwads to wreck a perfectly good Sunday for Hondo, who otherwise cashed with the Giants, Broncos and his series investment on the Orioles to reduced the deficit to 1,265 ceys.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects Hyun-Jin to provide even more tonic for the deficit — 10 units on Ryu and the Dodgers to prevail against their Arch enemies.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s picking a loser

Hondo took a step backwards Monday night when the Dodgers were unable to perform the menial task of beating Lackey. As a result the NRN (nasty red number) expanded to 1,315 sutters.

Tuesday : Mr. Aitch will put his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Kershaw to redeem himself and force a Game 5 — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:46 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Horse play for Hondo

Hondo K’d with Kershaw and the Dodgers, who were finished off by the Cardinals Tuesday to raise the accounts payable to 1,400 hartacks.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will vacate the ball park for Belmont Park, where he will heed the wise counsel of Victor The Post Picker and put five-unit win wagers on Elroi in the seventh and Countess Twice in the ninth.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:36 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo takes Royals to flush

The benevolent Devils were good to Hondo Thursday night, pushing around the bullies in Philly, just like Dave “Lock of the Night” Blezow predicted they would. As a result, the deficit was pared to 1,400 saberhagens.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch, who also made his weekly NFL selections, will take a shot in the ALCS opener with the one and only Jimmy Shields — 10 units on the Royals. As for the series, he will back KC with another 10 units. And finally, Hondo’s college knowledge tells him to put 10 on the Cardinal to rule against Washington State.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:59 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s Giant wagers

Hondo pushed with Stanford Friday night but scored with the Royals in a Game 1 sweat job, so the deficit dropped to 1,345 mccoveys.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will load up on the Giants — 10 units on that Bumgarner and 10 on San Fran to advance to the Series. In collegiate play, 10 units on Notre Dame to hammer the Heels.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:46 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo goes with his Besties

The Irish didn’t have enough fight in them to cover 17 Saturday night, but the Giants came up large in St. Louis, so Hondo’s debt dipped slightly to 1,340 alworths.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will try to hit pay dirt with his BGBBs (Bettor’s Guide Best Bets) — 10 units apiece on the Broncos, Chargers and Cardinals.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:12 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo going to KC again

Hondo covered via the late pick-six with both the Broncos and Cards on Sunday but was betrayed by the Chargers, who showed no concern for their backers in ending their game in the “Victory Formation.” As a result, His Aitchness’ deficit dropped only to 1,295 busbys.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will hitch another ride on the Royals’ magic carpet — 10 units on Guthrie to push the Birds one step closer to extinction.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:38 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s spirit dampened

Hondo, whose deficit dropped to 1,295 biancalanas after Sunday’s two-for-three with his NFL Best Bets, was deprived the opportunity to make additional progress Monday night when his Royal investment was rinsed.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will try to play the same tune with Guthrie — 10 units on the Royals to punch out Chen.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:51 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s gigantic pick

How ’bout them Royals! Hondo cashed again with Kansas City Tuesday night, which reduced the dwindling NRN (nasty red number) to 1,245 mitchells.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will strike up the band for a 10-unit play on Vogelsong — and that’s the name of that tune.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:34 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo hits the double!

The Royals finished off the Orioles Wednesday night, and the Giants performed to expectation against the Cards, which enabled Hondo to remove a hefty chunk from the deficit, which plunged to 1,140 hannahs.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will hold his nose with one hand and put 10 units on Belicheat and the Pats with the other.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:49 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

It’s over time for Hondo

Hondo cashed with the Giants in his NLCS investment Thursday night but gave it back with the Patriots so the deficit held steady at 1,140 carrs.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch is totally overwhelmed by the Boise State-Fresno State matchup. As a result he will put 10 units on the total to go over 63¹/₂.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:29 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo State’s his case

Boise State and Fresno State totaled 64 Friday night, giving Hondo a half-point victory with the over that reduced his deficit to 1,090 van pelts.

Saturday; Mr. Aitch is counting on Michigan State to make big losers of the Hoosiers — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo back with his besties

Who’s your big daddy! The Spartans put a serious spanking on Indiana Saturday, which enabled Hondo to pare his accounts payable to 1,040 lipscombs.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch again will ride his BGBBs (Bettor’s Guide Best Bets) — 10 units apiece on the Colts, Seahawks and Chiefs.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo sticking with KC

The Texans obviously weren’t happy about Hondo’s deficit falling into three figures. How else to explain Monday night’s colossal collapse in which they gave up 24 points in three minutes? It was a debacle wrapped in a disgrace that put the debt at 1,050 otises.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects KC to keep the party going in Game 1 — 10 units on the one and only Jimmy Shields to out-duel that Bumgarner. Also, come the end of the Series, he expects the Royals to have the whole World in their hands.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:17 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo plays an Ace

Big Game James and the Royals looked very small time in Game 1, which resulted in Hondo losing a second straight investment that inflated his deficit to 1,100 sadeckis.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch has done his handicapping detective work and decided on Ace Ventura for Game 2 — 10 units on Kansas City.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:53 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s high on the horses

Hondo snapped his mini skid at two Wednesday night, scoring with the Royals to reduce the negative numbers to 1,050 porters.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will put his bucks on the Broncos to bolt past the Chargers — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:39 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s big on Giants

Hondo, who is tied for the lead in the Bettor’s Guide Best Bet Standings, kicked up his heels Thursday night with the Broncos, who beat the number against San Diego to lower the deficit to 1,000 beradinos.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects Hudson to get into the flow and win his Game 3 duel with Guthrie. Ten units on the Giants.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:09 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s Rebelling

Hondo abandoned the Royals Friday night and paid for it, suffering a setback with the Giants that increased the negative number to 1,065 cannons.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch’s rebellious nature dictates he go with Mississippi over LSU — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:45 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo picks only the Best

Freeze froze, Wallace choked and Hondo missed with the Rebs against LSU on Saturday night, causing the deficit to balloon to 1,120 thurstons.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will let it ride on his Best Bets: 10 units apiece on the Jets, Colts and Packers.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:04 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo holding an ace

Hondo, who suffered a triple-flusher Sunday, continued his free-fall Monday because the Cowboys were prime-time no-shows, which raised the debt to 1,340 hraboskys.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects to be facing the maximum amount of labor this year in the diamond district, so he will throw 10 units at Ace Ventura to hurl the Royals into a Game 7.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:26 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Fun’s done for Hondo

Hondo slammed the lid on another season Wednesday night in fitting fashion — a doubled-barreled defeat (Game 7 and the Series) with the Royals that pushed his season-ending NRN (nasty red number) to 1,405 blues. That seems like a big figure, but when you consider the season-high was 1,900, it’s not all that bad.

Thus, the daily action is all over till April, but there’s no reason to go cold turkey, HondoNation. Mr. Aitch will continue to provide his weekly Friday football fix until February.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:27 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo draws a blank

Hondo took a big fall in Week 8, stumbling to a 7-8 record that included a crushing nil in Best Bets that dropped him from first place into third. Nevertheless, with strong expectations that the columnist formerly known as Mr. Loser will fall back to the pack, it’s not without some confidence that Mr. Aitch plunges into Week 9.

Chiefs over Jets: After Wednesday night’s Series loss, devastated Kansas City fans won’t have long to find something to cheer about. The Jets are coming! The Jets are coming!

“We’re not a bad football team, we just do stupid stuff,” WR Eric Decker says. Aside from the first half of his statement, Decker is 100 percent right. For example, there was the trick kickoff-receiving formation in which they had T.J. Graham try to hide by lying down in the end zone.

Apparently, the thinking was Buffalo would figure someone had left their green laundry in the end zone. The Bills, not fooled by the fools, tackled Percy Harvin at the 3-yard line. And let’s not forget the brilliant scheming by OC Marty Mornhinweg who, ignoring Rex’s beloved “ground and pound,” programmed Geno Smith to fail by calling for eight passes in his 11 plays.

Emauler Ed Buckmir writes he’s not sure which book has had less success this fall — the Jets’ playbook or Andrew Cuomo’s largely ignored new release “All Things Possible.”

There’s a new holiday movie coming out this year that’s sure to be an instant classic: “Idz A Wonderful Life” — the baffling story of John Idzik, a man without qualifications who somehow lands a big-time good morning position with the Jets, fails miserably and yet keeps the job.

This just in: The Jets have scrapped their “Play Like A Jet” motto and now are going with “Play Like A Falcon.”

Chargers over Dolphins: Fans of Harry Houdini, who died in 1926, reportedly are plotting to raise money to fix up his burial site in Queens. Why bother? Houdini no doubt escaped from there years ago.

Bengals over Jaguars: J-Law and Chris Martin reportedly have split. Sources say the Cold Play singer grew tired of people coming up to him and showing him J-Law’s naked selfies.

Speaking of which, the only thing that might derail Hillary Clinton’s run for President in 2016 is if someone hacks into her cellphone and posts some of her selfies, sans double-wide Pantsuit.

Browns over Bucs: Bill Clinton claims he had it worse than Obama as far as working in a partisan environment, but he still managed to get things done. That’s because Clinton was more willing to reach across the aisle, at least when he wasn’t reaching under his desk.

Redskins over Vikings: Now that precedent has been set by Staten Island cops being ordered to fix a headlight rather than ticketing Eric Garner’s mom, does this mean relatives of hatchet jihadist Zale Thompson won’t be getting any tickets, either?

The city’s new speed limit will drop from 30 to 25 in November — just in time for the holidays when speeds max out in Midtown at around 4 mph. Nevertheless, if you do get caught, it might be worth it to play the “Sharpton card” — tell them you’re Al’s pal and you might not only dodge the ticket but they might even change your oil for you.

Eagles over Texans: Bruce Jenner, aka Bruce Gender, has reached a divorce settlement with his wife, Kardashian dragon lady Kris. She gets the L.A. mansion, but Bruce gets the cosmetics and gets to share joint custody of her wardrobe.

Cardinals over Cowboys: Romo’s iffy with a bad back, but given his fragility, chances are Brandon Weeden will have to put on his big ’Boy pants and be the man for Dallas. That makes Big D looks like a big L.

Rams over 49ers: “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was canceled by TLC because big mama Boo Boo was dating a child molester. Given TLC’s sophisticated programming lineup, which includes “Sex Sent Me To The ER,” it’s surprising TLC execs didn’t just do a crossover show: “Sex With A Minor Sent Me To Jail.”

Patriots over Broncos: BarkingMut of Sobe reports that when Jenn Sterger sent her congrats to Peyton Manning for breaking the TD passing record of her alleged junk-sexter Brett Favre,

Manning texted her a photo of his junk — namely all the Bronco Super Bowl Champs t-shirts from last year that sit in a warehouse.

It was good to see the 53-year-old missing Broncos fan Paul Kitterman, who disappeared from Mile High Stadium at halftime of the Denver-San Diego game, was found after a five-day search. Rumor has it investigators now are turning their attention to locating empty suit Ron Klain, Obama’s Ebola Czar.

Raiders over Seahawks: The Seahawks, who snapped a two-game skid but struggled against the Panthers, say they miss Percy Harvin, which seems odd. What is it they miss, having a malcontent around who refuses to enter games, or is it the punches to the head he occasionally doled out to teammates?

Despite charges by anonymous Seahawks that Russell Wilson isn’t “black enough,” there’s no truth to the rumor Russell Wilson is going to make a guest appearance on ABC’s “Black-ish.”

Steelers over Ravens: Word is shakin’ and bakin’ school janitor Francis Tracey, who was caught engaging in some rooftop peeping and pleasuring, won’t have his job yanked from him. Apparently, he has a lot of pull.

Sources say Tracey prefers the Jets over the Giants because he loves the ground and pound. His favorite song? It’s a tie between “Captain Jack” and “Up … On the Roof.”

Giants over Colts: The Colts are the first of four for the Giants against what good morning Jerry Reese calls “a murderers’ row.” Facing the prospect of falling to 3-5 with games upcoming against Seattle, San Fran and Dallas, Tom Coughlin has issued a new rallying cry: Forget the boats, burn the Colts!

Best Bets: Chiefs, Browns, Steelers.

Thursday Night: Panthers (L).

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:06 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s sour on Wiscy

Hondo was in the black for a few hours Monday when Big Bad Bart and the Mighty Metamucils shut down the Nationals but tumbled back into the red as a result of Wisconsin’s crash in Indy.

Tuesday night: With the deficit at 20 pappases, Mr. Aitch expects the Orioles to get past the Rays by the hair of their Cheny Chen Chen — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:09 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo sticking with Mets

The Orioles flew to Hondo’s financial rescue Tuesday night, heroically holding off the Rays to enable him to move into the black at a solid 30 brutons.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch is hoping to find more D.C. jollies when he joins forces with deGrom Reaper — 10 units on those playoff-bound Amazin’s. Also, he expects Koehler to sink the Braves — 10 units on the Fish.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:54 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo goes to Matt

Hondo whiffed in both plate appearances Wednesday night thanks to the Mets and Marlins, whose failures dropped him back into the red with 80 kanehls owed to assorted creditors.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will try to grow his pile of disposable dead presidents with an investment on the Metamucils’ No. 3 starter — 10 units on Harvey.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo: Hale to the A’s!

Hondo jumped back into the black Tuesday night when he survived with Matt and the Mets to close the business day with 15 lemongellos in the account.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch, heeding the wise counsel of former Post baseball scribe Mark Hale, will put his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Pomeranz and the A’s to bring down the ’Stros.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:13 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo eyes Royal gain

The A’s were less than letter perfect against the ’Stros on Wednesday night, which caused Hondo to leap-frog back into the red with 35 splittorffs owed to his creditors.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will vie for a victory with Vargas — 10 units on the Royals to get back on track against the Twinks.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Royal flop flips Hondo

Hondo plunged deeper into the red Thursday when Jason Vargas and the Royals provided no afternoon delight in Minnesota, which put the negative number at 95 wigginses.

Friday: Mr. Aitch will band together with the one and only Jimmy Shields in Wrigley — 10 units on the Padres. For his night move, he’ll take a Wacha on the wild side with the Cards — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo turns red after loss

Hondo dropped back into the red Saturday when the Padres failed to show the Cubs who their daddies are. As a result, the deficit now stands at 50 tenaces.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects Kazmir to pull the wool over the Royals’ eyes — 10 units on the A’s to follow his instructions to the letter.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:30 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo takes another plunge

Hondo had everything going his way Sunday in Kansas City until O’Flaherty entered the fracas and poured gasoline on the A’s lead, which caused the deficit to balloon to a somewhat bulky 105 charboneaus.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch has a hankering for a Bauer play — 10 units on the Native Americans to hose the Chisox.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:59 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo needs a Buc

Hondo’s losing streak grew to five Wednesday when the Tribe went belly up, but it ended right there because the Reds took down the Brewers to cut the debt to 240 clendenons.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will go with his Locke of the Day — 10 units on the Pirates to patch together a victory against the Cubs.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo wins again!

Hondo, who snapped a five-game losing streak Wednesday night with the Reds, won his second straight Thursday when Sure-Bet Locke and the Pirates came through to reduce the accounts payable to 190 rolfes.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will go with the favored Yankees to quell some of the Metamucil hysteria — 10 units on Pineda.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo orders up a Brew

Hondo soared with the ’Stros on Monday night in San Diego, which enabled him to trim his accounts payable down to double-digits at 95 kuenns.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will tap into the Brewers in Cincinnati for some debt relief — 10 units on Lohse to beat the long odds against Cueto.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:21 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo roaring for Tigers

Brew-hoo! Hondo was left crying in his beer Tuesday night because Milwaukee lived up to everyone’s expectations except his, which expanded the accounts payable to 145 oylers.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will try to increase his carbon credits by putting his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Greene — 10 units on the Tigers.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:18 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo earns his stripes

Hondo regained his winning touch Wednesday with the Tigers, who tripped the Twinks to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 95 mossis.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to wax poetic about Detroit Simonizing Duffy and the Royals — 10 units on Alfredo.

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:00 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo bearing down

Formerly slumping Hondo reversed course Sunday when he cruised with the A’s in Texas to reduce the damage to 220 nottebarts.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects Wood to cut the Cards’ lumber down to size — 10 units on the Small Bears to defy the odds against their Arch enemy.

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2015 12:19 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo makes terrific play

Gotta love those Lovable Losers from Chicago. The Cubs blew leads of 5-0 and 8-4 on Monday night, which caused Hondo’s deficit to jump back up to a crisp 270 boyers.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch is pining for Pineda to extinguish the Jays — 10 units on the Yankees.

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2015 7:30 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 3:19 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo the say A kid

Hondo was on the money Tuesday night with the Yankees, who brought down the Blue Jays to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 220 holtzmans.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will give the nod to Kazmir — 10 units on the A’s to strum a happy tune against Gibson and the Twins.

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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2015 12:03 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo: Let’s do launch

The Athletics were obliterated Wednesday night by the Twins, which caused Hondo’s accounts payable to expand to 285 basses.

Thursday night: It looks like there’s a code-red situation with Santiago, so Mr. Aitch will back McHugh and the ’Stros to slay the Angels. Ten units.

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 12:14 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s Brave choice

The A’s failed to follow Hondo’s instructions to the letter Friday night in Seattle, coming away with an “L” that raised the deficit to a striking 300 crandalls.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects the Braves to punch out Mister Fister — 10 units on Teheran.

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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2015 11:59 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s Brave rave

The Braves tried to be heroic for Hondo on Saturday but ultimately failed, losing in the ninth to the Nats to boost the accounts payable to 350 hickmans.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will take another shot with Los Bravos — 10 units on Wood to do a number on the Nats’ lumber.

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 11:40 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo: ’Grom & bear it

Hondo’s free fall picked up more speed on Sunday when the Braves performed another of their patented late-game collapses to increase the deficit to 400 pignatanos.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try to find some life at Wrigley with a little help from deGrom Reaper — 10 units on the Metamucils.

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 11:41 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo going for two

The beats go on and on. Hondo piled up more debt Monday night, losing another one-runner as the Mets were nipped at Wrigley to put the dirty digits at 450 kneppers.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will launch an investment on the Astros — 10 units on McHugh. Also, 10 on Strasburg and the Nats to slither past the D’backs.

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:29 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s going Gray

Horrible Hondo went double-draino Tuesday night, getting smacked with Stinky Strasburg and the Nats along with Mediocre McHugh and the Astros to boost the runaway deficit to a whopping 590 sieberns.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch doesn’t see any gray area in the Oakland-Boston tussle — 10 units on Sonny to shackle the Sawx. Also, Harvey can’t possibly lose two in a row, so Hondo will drop another 10 on the Mets.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo starts new losing streak

The Cardinals rushed to Hondo’s rescue Thursday afternoon when they nipped the Native Americans to end his losing streak at eight. However, a new schneid was begun Thursday night as the Giants fell in Cincy to leave the debt at 750 henrichs.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will pin his hopes on the Yankees to beat Chris Young, even though it will be a tall order — 10 units on the Bombers.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 12:01 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s horsing around again


Hondo, who briefly changed his losing ways with a Thursday split, reverted to form Friday night when he was beaten with the Yankees to raise the deficit to 810 cauthens.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will go with Mad Max to unleash his fury on the Padres — 10 units on Scherzer and the Nats. Also, he will make a one-unit across-board play on Firing Line in the Preakness.

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2015 12:49 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo fishing for Marlin


Shelby had it in high gear for the Braves on Sunday, doing a number on the Fish that enabled Hondo to reduce his NRN (nasty red number) to 710 conines.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch is fired up about the New Manager Theory — 10 units on Haren and the Marlins to rattle the Diamondbacks.

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo hopes to bag a deuce

Hondo’s New-Manager Theory didn’t work out with the Marlins Monday night, but how was he to know good morning Dan Jennings was going to select some dugout neophyte named Dan Jennings as the new skipper? The loss raised the debt to 780 colemans.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Cards to get past Niese with relative ease — 10 units on Wacha. Also, it looks like a black-and-white issue in Houston, so the choice is Gray — 10 units on the A’s.

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 12:05 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo: Let’s go Nats!


Hondo cruised with the Cardinals Tuesday night but was off target with the Athletics, whose problem in Houston increased the damage to 800 turleys.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will roll with the Nats’ bats to wallop Warren — 10 units on Zimmermann.

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s wheeling and dealing

Hondo tipped his hat to the Nats on Wednesday night after they handled their assignment against the Yankees to reduce the dirty digits to 750 forsches.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch expects the Cardinals to help him get out of the red — 10 units on Garcia to stop the flow of the Metamucils.

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 12:29 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s Metamorphosis

Hondo lost a boatload of his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) Friday night when Noah and the Metamucils, were sunk by the Pirates to inflate the accounts payable to a flabby 850 forsters.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will stick with the Mets and invest on Harvey to pull a rabbit out of his hat — 10 units.

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 11:42 am    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo’s getting busy

The Pirates pummeled Harvey on Saturday, and Hondo felt the pain as his runaway deficit expanded to 900 tanners.

Sunday: Gray will be given one more opportunity to retain his stall in Mr. Aitch’s stable of stalwarts — 10 units on the A’s. Also, 10 on Santiago to chill the Sawx and 10 on Wacha to cuff K.C.

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo takes a ’Stro

The A’s and Cards enabled Hondo to make a change of direction on Sunday as they more than offset his loss with the Angels and caused deficit shrinkage to 845 laniers.

Monday: Mr. Aitch will look for a lift from the Astros — 10 units on Keuchel to show his chops in Baltimore.

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 4:09 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo Bumming around

Hondo had a serious problem with Houston on Monday because of its failure to perform to expectation against the Orioles, which elevated the deficit to 895 sanfords.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will align himself with the Giants’ big man — 10 units on Bumgarner to beat the Brews.

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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2015 1:04 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW FADE = HONDO

Hondo goes for a triple

The Giants came up with a large victory for Hondo on Tuesday night in Milwaukee, cruising past the Brewskis to lower the deficit to 845 andersons.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch expects maximum results from Scherzer in Chicago — 10 units on the Nats. Also, 10 on Hughes, who should provide good news against the Sawx, and 10 on McHugh to hose the O’s.

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